when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
I have never heard a gunshot irl in my entire 23 years of living. I’m extremely grateful for this.