best-of-funny:

urbancatfitters:

i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade

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when I was a kid I used to find a random name in the phone book and call them up and be like “*random name* where are you I’ve been waiting for hours” and he’d be like “I’m at home, who is this??” and I’d be like “don’t pretend u don’t know, you said you were going to pick me up at 2 and it’s 5 and it’s a really rough neighbourhood and i’m scared” and it would be silent for a bit and then they’d usually hang up and I’d lose faith in humanity because people are awful

The perfect timing to read trip reports and watch cats on youtube all day is the day before an exam. 

http://hotandbusted.tumblr.com/ is easily the greatest thing on tumblr

dittoh:

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.